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Questions for Seth G., president and founder of the Havi Mond Fanclub

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Q: Is Havi Mond really Jewish?
A:  Only on her mother's side. Oh, and on her father's too.
 

Q: Why is everyone obsessed with Havi Mond?

A: Havi is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, she is very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Havi is mean.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Havi can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What does Havi do when she's not modeling or flipping out?

A: Most of her free time is spent learning, but sometimes she flys.

 
Q: How religious is Havi?
A: She is from Tzfat so she automatically knows Kabbalah and how cold the Arizal's mikvah is. She must also have a blue door, which like her, is mysterious & hot.

Q: Would Havi ever take supermodel job if it was on shabbos?
A:  Hot people like Havi don't work on shabbos.

Q: Does Havi get kosher food on the photoshoots?
A: Duh, models don't eat.
 
Q: If you met Havi what would you do?
A: I'd crap in my pants. Then say Asher Yatzar and hope she says amen to my bracha.

Q: How does Havi deal with being frum in the model world?
A: Who cares, she's hot
 
Q: Is Havi married?
A: She is too busy making goyim wish they were jewish to be married.
 
Q: Does Havi drink?
A: I don't know, are you buying?
 
Q: From Tzfat how does Havi welcome the shabbos?
A: She goes out in the forrest and all the animals come sing Kabbalas shabbos with her like Snow White.
 
Q: How come Havi hasn't modeled for Abercrombie? or J Crew?
I bought a $32 tie from them, and you can't hire Havi! Anti-semites!
 
Q: How come Havi never smiles in pictures?
A: Supermodels from Israel have to look tough.
 
Q: When will Havi be in the USA?
A: When her real career starts and she gets a role on the WB
 
Q: Who is Hotter Cindy Crawford or Havi?
A: Havi. Bigger Bean.
 
Q: Who would win in a catfight Havi or Halle (Berry)?
A: Havi. Bigger Bean.
 
Q: Havi vs. Ditka?
A: Tough one. Havi by 15.
 
Q: Does Havi have an Accent?
A: we only speak the language of love together.  And by speak I mean carve her name into my desk.
 
Q: So you've met Havi?
A: Nope, but if she is reading this - email me at granolaninja@yahoo.com 
 
(ps. none of this info is at all true)

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